a naughty deed

*dad picked my brother and i for dinner. i got in the car with him first
dad: so where to go? [in the house we have decided potong pasir already]
me: hmm..the coffee shop? or eh..there is the new kfc there.
dad: really? where?
me: at the CC
*brother gets in the car, we drive off
me: [to my bro] kfc for dinner can? [he nods]
my dad: eh..actually im supposed to to cut down on oily and fried food.
me: oh yah. how was the check up today? [more on it later]
dad: oh okay lah.
me: then still can eat kfc or not? later mummy scold how?
dad: can lah..its ok.

...dinner at kcf...

*we went back home. dad and i left again to church
dad: if mummy find out i sure get scolded. haha
me: we dun tell her lah
dad: she ask where we eat how?
me: potong pasir lah
dad: what we eat?
me: we say its western lah
dad: what exactly?
me: erm..say chicken cutlet.
dad and i: hahahaha

...after church meetings...

*agnes, mom and both of us in the car.
mom: [the results of my dad's checkup] blah blah blah
mom:.....doctor says he must cut oily/deep fried food cos of......
me: papa!! you didnt tell me all that!! now i have a guilty conscience!
mom/agnes: why??
me: we did a naughty thing today..heh for dinner
and the entire story came out...
agnes: you 2 are so funny
mom: you see lah..thats why i must go along with him.

we are all cool. it was super hilarious, the entire thing. and so my dad has to cut down on rubbishy food. certain results warrant some cause for concern so he needs to be careful. and yes..no more kfc.